“The protesters seem to be doing some sort of joyful synchronized dance. Is it time to call in the Marines?” Source link Read more »
“It was at this point, gentlemen, that the President decided it was his plan all along to reverse course.” Source link Read more »
“Thanks, but I still have at least another month of seasonal depression to go.” Source link Read more »
“I wouldn’t have given him that magic hat if I’d known he would be this clingy.” Source link Read more »
“We’re proud to announce that Grimace has agreed to a long-term contract.” Source link Read more »
“On second thought, the run-up to the election is thrilling enough.” Source link Read more »
“I’d invite you back, but my planet’s a mess.” Source link Read more »
“The time machine is a success, but unfortunately it can only go back four years to the last election.” Source link Read more »