“None of them thought to thank me when they won during the regular season, so this is as far as they go in the playoffs.” Source link Read more »
“I understand it just as much as any other European election.” Source link Read more »
“Actually, place the spoils at the feet of my adult children. I’m trying to look less corrupt.” Source link Read more »
“Quick! Somebody get Chuck Schumer to write a strongly worded letter!” Source link Read more »
“Great Scott! The past is no longer distinguishable from the future.” Source link Read more »
“No need to worry about our retirement funds—have you seen what these Trader Joe’s tote bags are reselling for?” Source link Read more »
“It’s your bracket—I’m afraid it’s busted.” Source link Read more »
