“I called you here to share my ‘White Lotus’ theories.” Source link Read more »
“Is that your ‘thinking about dinner’ look, or your ‘lost in a wordless fog of horror’ look?” Source link Read more »
“Thanks, but I still have at least another month of seasonal depression to go.” Source link Read more »
“Elon Musk says I have to justify my job, then forward his e-mail to ten federal employees, or I’ll have bad luck.” Source link Read more »
“Come to think of it, I’d love to contribute to the coronation fund.” Source link Read more »
“Fine, you travelled for pleasure. I’m asking why you’re coming back.” Source link Read more »