“This dissociative state is self-care.” Source link Read more »
“I used to get excited about the Great Pumpkin, too, until I got sucked into his pumpkin cult.” Source link Read more »
“I’m going door-to-door on behalf of Kamala Harris. She prefers Reese’s, but she wouldn’t say no to a Snickers.” Source link Read more »
“Yes, I’m omniscient, but I still have no idea how this election is so close.” Source link Read more »
“And then, on this one awful day of the year, they dress you up like an avocado or a pirate and laugh and laugh and laugh.” Source link Read more »
“And there’s extra ‘frunk’ space for all the baggage that comes with buying a car from Elon Musk.” Source link Read more »
“Brace yourselves, fools, for twenty minutes of pure, horrifying, uncomfortable sitting.” Source link Read more »
“It’s nice not to think about politics for a minute.” Source link Read more »