“None of them thought to thank me when they won during the regular season, so this is as far as they go in the playoffs.” Source link Read more »
“Sure, baseball is boring, but if you learn how to keep score it’s also math.” Source link Read more »
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“Every time I start to think about the water, Trump comes up with another stupid distraction.” Source link Read more »
“That new Knicks player looks eerily like Ben Stiller, Timothée Chalamet, and Spike Lee in a trenchcoat.” Source link Read more »
“We’re sorry, but the goodbye-party budget was gutted by DOGE.” Source link Read more »
“I’ve been giving this standing ovation since last year’s Cannes Film Festival.” Source link Read more »
“I understand it just as much as any other European election.” Source link Read more »