“It’s the sound of three million radiators simultaneously clanging to life.” Source link Read more »
“Why do you keep showing me pictures of Obama?” Source link Read more »
“Heads global conflict, tails climate disaster—best three out of five wins.” Source link Read more »
“We’re proud to announce that Grimace has agreed to a long-term contract.” Source link Read more »
“We didn’t miss the northern lights—they’re right here on Facebook.” Source link Read more »
“We’ve stared at the electoral map for so long it’s become a Magic Eye poster.” Source link Read more »