“I’ve been giving this standing ovation since last year’s Cannes Film Festival.” Source link Read more »
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“For too long, we’ve all suffered the bizarre and oppressive policies that I installed last week.” Source link Read more »
“You do realize that just because you stopped watching the news doesn’t mean it stopped happening.” Source link Read more »
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“I’m sorry, we did everything we could before Elon cut our funding.” Source link Read more »
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