
“Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?” Source link Read more »

“I get it, honey, but it’s your night to make dinner.” Source link Read more »

“I wouldn’t have given him that magic hat if I’d known he would be this clingy.” Source link Read more »

“You’re just mad ’cause now you’ll never get to see how hot Hunter would’ve looked in an orange jumpsuit.” Source link Read more »

”I know it’s early, but it makes me believe we’ll make it to Christmas.” Source link Read more »

“This dissociative state is self-care.” Source link Read more »

“And there’s extra ‘frunk’ space for all the baggage that comes with buying a car from Elon Musk.” Source link Read more »

“It’s the sound of three million radiators simultaneously clanging to life.” Source link Read more »