“Today, the Supreme Court is expected to rule in the case of People v. Guy Who Will Ignore the Ruling.” Source link Read more »
“It’s your bracket—I’m afraid it’s busted.” Source link Read more »
“I’ve decided to focus less on cardio and more on strength to get out of bed in the morning.” Source link Read more »
“Wow—I’d just assumed your profile picture was A.I.-generated.” Source link Read more »
“I called you here to share my ‘White Lotus’ theories.” Source link Read more »
“Maybe we should fight some of our international conflicts the old-fashioned way, like with a chess match, or a race to the moon?” Source link Read more »