“Elon Musk says I have to justify my job, then forward his e-mail to ten federal employees, or I’ll have bad luck.” Source link Read more »
“Give it ten minutes before you hit her with the ick.” Source link Read more »
“We’ve replaced all our screens at home with relentless immersion in the here and now.” Source link Read more »
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to star in a series of increasingly bland spinoffs and TV shows that have significant viewership decline after the first episode.” Source link Read more »
“So, in all the nation’s founding documents, there’s not one single mention of a safe word?” Source link Read more »
“Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?” Source link Read more »