“Which destinations are also shifting to fascism, so I can respond to their jabs by laughing at their hypocrisy?” Source link Read more »
”I know it’s early, but it makes me believe we’ll make it to Christmas.” Source link Read more »
“It’s like Trump is deliberately praising every brutal dictator except me.” Source link Read more »
“Team Trump is up by thirty-one in felonies, but it’s still anyone’s game.” Source link Read more »
“Honest! It’s not a time machine so I can find out if you meant it when you said you didn’t want anything for Valentine’s Day.” Source link Read more »
“How much longer until Dry January ends?” Source link Read more »
“You just missed my best-of list for the year.” Source link Read more »