“It’d make a lot of people believe in you.” Source link Read more »
“No need to worry about our retirement funds—have you seen what these Trader Joe’s tote bags are reselling for?” Source link Read more »
“Give it ten minutes before you hit her with the ick.” Source link Read more »
America, meet your top Cabinet picks. Source link Read more »
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“For Father’s Day, Daddy would like you to make that lasagna you cooked for us on Mother’s Day.” Source link Read more »
