“Today, the Supreme Court is expected to rule in the case of People v. Guy Who Will Ignore the Ruling.” Source link Read more »
“It’s the red phone. It only rings if there’s been an international baseball emergency.” Source link Read more »
“The first rule of Moderate Republicans Club is ‘Never let on that you’re a moderate Republican.’ ” Source link Read more »
“They’re on top of my head again, aren’t they?” Source link Read more »
“Well, this is a remake that nobody asked for.” Source link Read more »
The Presidential hopeful bows out, backlit by sunset. Source link Read more »