“I’ve been giving this standing ovation since last year’s Cannes Film Festival.” Source link Read more »
“So, in all the nation’s founding documents, there’s not one single mention of a safe word?” Source link Read more »
“Come to think of it, I’d love to contribute to the coronation fund.” Source link Read more »
“This’ll never work—you’re the drink of the summer and I’m an autumnal classic.” Source link Read more »
“Sure, but you might want to wait a few months.” Source link Read more »
“I don’t remember anything so bad about the Trump Presidency, and also who are you and what are we talking about?” Source link Read more »
