“Keep your eye on the ball. Then catch it. Then obsessively develop your skills to land a baseball scholarship, get recruited to a major-league team, and finally make me happy.” Source link Read more »
“No, wait—leave that one up. That’s my campaign poster.” Source link Read more »
“And so, freaked out about the coming election, they moved to France and lived happily ever after.” Source link Read more »
“And, if you think for one second that I don’t deserve an acting award, just watch as I pretend to be humble.” Source link Read more »