“Super Bowl? This is just my regular comfort food these days.” Source link Read more »
“Bear mace, check. Breaking-news mace, check.” Source link Read more »
“On behalf of the alumni association, congratulations on graduating! Would you like to make a donation to your alma mater today?” Source link Read more »
“I want you to set up a super PAC for whoever this ‘None of These Candidates’ is. They just might be the future of the Party.” Source link Read more »