“We’re looking for a rat, Jimmy, not a hot rodent man.” Source link Read more »
“Would everybody please stop asking me if I have any crazy plans for Flag Day?!” Source link Read more »
“Add ‘the right to a speedy trial.’ I hate waiting for a verdict.” Source link Read more »
“Oh, so now when it’s time to order lunch you’re impartial.” Source link Read more »
“Hold on. I’m searching through all the junk mail Biden sends me to see if he’s forgiven my loans.” Source link Read more »
