“I don’t really mind the government’s new death ray, because it hasn’t hit me yet.” Source link Read more »
The other guys’ dreams go up in smoke. Source link Read more »
“Good conclave, good conclave, good conclave. . . .” Source link Read more »
“Actually, place the spoils at the feet of my adult children. I’m trying to look less corrupt.” Source link Read more »
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“Quick! Somebody get Chuck Schumer to write a strongly worded letter!” Source link Read more »
“For too long, we’ve all suffered the bizarre and oppressive policies that I installed last week.” Source link Read more »
“I worry about my mom’s screen time, but it’s the only thing that seems to soothe her.” Source link Read more »
