“Yes, I’m omniscient, but I still have no idea how this election is so close.” Source link Read more »
“And then, on this one awful day of the year, they dress you up like an avocado or a pirate and laugh and laugh and laugh.” Source link Read more »
“And there’s extra ‘frunk’ space for all the baggage that comes with buying a car from Elon Musk.” Source link Read more »
“Brace yourselves, fools, for twenty minutes of pure, horrifying, uncomfortable sitting.” Source link Read more »
“It’s nice not to think about politics for a minute.” Source link Read more »
“It’s the red phone. It only rings if there’s been an international baseball emergency.” Source link Read more »
