“Remember, before devices, when we used to sit and be forced to watch political ads on television together?” Source link Read more »
“What’s your most normal human food? Am I nailing this interaction?” Source link Read more »
“I think she wants you to reapply sunscreen.” Source link Read more »
“Attention, passengers: there will be some moderate turbulence while we pass through the energy field pulsing up from the Democratic National Convention.” Source link Read more »
“Sure, but you might want to wait a few months.” Source link Read more »
“Though the heat wave will break, you won’t notice a difference because it’ll still be hot.” Source link Read more »
“You guys—I think we have the song of the summer!” Source link Read more »