“But then to make it all work you add an extra day in February.” Source link Read more »
“I can’t wait for it to be warm enough for them to want to go outside.” Source link Read more »
“Well, can we at least pass a short-term, stopgap bill to fund the universe?” Source link Read more »
“Hold on. I’m searching through all the junk mail Biden sends me to see if he’s forgiven my loans.” Source link Read more »
“You better open another bottle of wine—I’m about to start deducting household expenses.” Source link Read more »