“Son, we won’t see this many eclipse glasses returned to Amazon for another twenty years.” Source link Read more »
“Don’t stare directly into it, but, right behind me, is that . . . ?” Source link Read more »
“Someday you could be President, if you work hard and raise obscene amounts of money.” Source link Read more »
“In light of national and world events, we’ve repealed our no-crying-at-your-desk policy.” Source link Read more »
“And so, freaked out about the coming election, they moved to France and lived happily ever after.” Source link Read more »
“I hate being the first one to the party!” Source link Read more »
“I’m so happy to have something new to point out on our walks.” Source link Read more »