“I wish it didn’t feel like all of my hopes and dreams were dependent on a bunch of twenty-year-olds winning one football game.” Source link Read more »
“And, if you think for one second that I don’t deserve an acting award, just watch as I pretend to be humble.” Source link Read more »
“I live for the one week of the year when it smells like fresh promises and renewed enthusiasm.” Source link Read more »
“These ornaments have been in the family since the Great Target Clearance Sale of 2012.” Source link Read more »
“Colorado removes me from their ballot? I remove them from my special map!” Source link Read more »
“Young lady, as long as you live under my roof you’ll wear the matching sweater.” Source link Read more »