“I have terrible news: the world is about to collapse and Instagram is no longer square.” Source link Read more »
“It says it’s nineteen degrees out, but the general lack of empathy in our current political climate is making it feel colder.” Source link Read more »
“Act now—the first fifty callers receive a Presidential pardon.” Source link Read more »
“Fine, you travelled for pleasure. I’m asking why you’re coming back.” Source link Read more »
“I mean, it’s not really new anymore and it sure as hell isn’t happy, but you too, I guess.” Source link Read more »