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“I’m so tired, I’ll be asleep the minute my head hits the pillow, then awake again every hour filled with existential dread.” Source link Read more »
“Remember, before devices, when we used to sit and be forced to watch political ads on television together?” Source link Read more »
“What’s your most normal human food? Am I nailing this interaction?” Source link Read more »
“I think she wants you to reapply sunscreen.” Source link Read more »
“Attention, passengers: there will be some moderate turbulence while we pass through the energy field pulsing up from the Democratic National Convention.” Source link Read more »
“Sure, but you might want to wait a few months.” Source link Read more »