“Every time I start to think about the water, Trump comes up with another stupid distraction.” Source link Read more »
“That new Knicks player looks eerily like Ben Stiller, Timothée Chalamet, and Spike Lee in a trenchcoat.” Source link Read more »
“We’re sorry, but the goodbye-party budget was gutted by DOGE.” Source link Read more »
“I’ve been giving this standing ovation since last year’s Cannes Film Festival.” Source link Read more »
“I understand it just as much as any other European election.” Source link Read more »
“I feel incredibly lucky that I’m able to earn a living doing what I love.” Source link Read more »
“It’d make a lot of people believe in you.” Source link Read more »
“This book is banned, but the internet is fair game.” Source link Read more »