“You better open another bottle of wine—I’m about to start deducting household expenses.” Source link Read more »
“You wished for mattresses to be on sale again, didn’t you?” Source link Read more »
“They’re on top of my head again, aren’t they?” Source link Read more »
“Honest! It’s not a time machine so I can find out if you meant it when you said you didn’t want anything for Valentine’s Day.” Source link Read more »
“He’s channelling a season of letdowns into one big night of disappointment.” Source link Read more »