“Colorado removes me from their ballot? I remove them from my special map!” Source link Read more »
“Young lady, as long as you live under my roof you’ll wear the matching sweater.” Source link Read more »
“Kids are here—did you guys write songs about their worst qualities, like I asked?” Source link Read more »
“The design is innovative, but I’m not sure about their messaging.” Source link Read more »
“I’m the ghost of Christmas presents you still haven’t ordered.” Source link Read more »
“Between your holiday and my holiday and your baby’s cold and my kids’ virus, I think we could safely plan to grab a quick coffee next year.” Source link Read more »
“You just missed my best-of list for the year.” Source link Read more »
