“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to star in a series of increasingly bland spinoffs and TV shows that have significant viewership decline after the first episode.” Source link Read more »
“So, in all the nation’s founding documents, there’s not one single mention of a safe word?” Source link Read more »
“Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?” Source link Read more »
“Super Bowl? This is just my regular comfort food these days.” Source link Read more »