“Oh, no, I don’t eat s’mores—I just correct people when they’re making them wrong.” Source link Read more »
“On second thought, the run-up to the election is thrilling enough.” Source link Read more »
“You’ll be muted when he isn’t speaking, so you can use that time to scream silently.” Source link Read more »
“Keep your eye on the ball. Then catch it. Then obsessively develop your skills to land a baseball scholarship, get recruited to a major-league team, and finally make me happy.” Source link Read more »
“It’s finally Taylor Swift Watching Football season.” Source link Read more »
“I’m so tired, I’ll be asleep the minute my head hits the pillow, then awake again every hour filled with existential dread.” Source link Read more »
“Remember, before devices, when we used to sit and be forced to watch political ads on television together?” Source link Read more »
“What’s your most normal human food? Am I nailing this interaction?” Source link Read more »