“The protesters seem to be doing some sort of joyful synchronized dance. Is it time to call in the Marines?” Source link Read more »
“I’m ready for the exciting last thirty seconds of the basketball game which stretch into twenty-five minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.” Source link Read more »
“Hopefully we can have a productive dialogue, now that the Americans are sitting at the kids’ negotiating table.” Source link Read more »
“We’re seeing a lot of patients with these symptoms. Have you been normalizing copious amounts of insanity?” Source link Read more »
“Does attending a Bruce Springsteen concert count as political activism now?” Source link Read more »
“Whaddya call a hundred lawyers suing the government? A good start.” Source link Read more »
“Aren’t you excited that it’s finally summer?” Source link Read more »
“And while all the grownups are busy freaking out about the erosion of norms and the rank partisanship that has crippled our democracy, we’ll steal all the candy!” Source link Read more »
“None of them thought to thank me when they won during the regular season, so this is as far as they go in the playoffs.” Source link Read more »