“Team Trump is up by thirty-one in felonies, but it’s still anyone’s game.” Source link Read more »
“For Father’s Day, Daddy would like you to make that lasagna you cooked for us on Mother’s Day.” Source link Read more »
“Bear mace, check. Breaking-news mace, check.” Source link Read more »
“There’s no way to opt out of messages in an election season.” Source link Read more »