“Actually, place the spoils at the feet of my adult children. I’m trying to look less corrupt.” Source link Read more »
“Quick! Somebody get Chuck Schumer to write a strongly worded letter!” Source link Read more »
“For too long, we’ve all suffered the bizarre and oppressive policies that I installed last week.” Source link Read more »
“I worry about my mom’s screen time, but it’s the only thing that seems to soothe her.” Source link Read more »
“Let me tell you why this thing I felt like doing anyway is also a radical act of resistance.” Source link Read more »
“You do realize that just because you stopped watching the news doesn’t mean it stopped happening.” Source link Read more »
“It’s not the pollen—it’s the political climate.” Source link Read more »
“I have nothing positive to cheers to, so I don’t think I should cheers at all.” Source link Read more »