“We didn’t miss the northern lights—they’re right here on Facebook.” Source link Read more »
“We’ve stared at the electoral map for so long it’s become a Magic Eye poster.” Source link Read more »
“The show is about to begin. Please silence any political text notifications.” Source link Read more »
“How many more polls until the election?” Source link Read more »
“This train will not be stopping at City Hall, because we’d rather just steer clear of that whole mess.” Source link Read more »
“At this time, we’d like to invite our passengers needing extra assistance in their political careers to board.” Source link Read more »
“This’ll never work—you’re the drink of the summer and I’m an autumnal classic.” Source link Read more »