“Looks like another six centuries of winter.” Source link Read more »
“Don’t worry—this stretch of extreme cold means there’s an unseasonably warm day ahead.” Source link Read more »
“And, if you think for one second that I don’t deserve an acting award, just watch as I pretend to be humble.” Source link Read more »
“These ornaments have been in the family since the Great Target Clearance Sale of 2012.” Source link Read more »
“I’m the ghost of Christmas presents you still haven’t ordered.” Source link Read more »
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