“I’m going door-to-door on behalf of Kamala Harris. She prefers Reese’s, but she wouldn’t say no to a Snickers.” Source link Read more »
“Yes, I’m omniscient, but I still have no idea how this election is so close.” Source link Read more »
“It’s nice not to think about politics for a minute.” Source link Read more »
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“How many more polls until the election?” Source link Read more »
“He wasn’t scary until he started sharing his conspiracy theories.” Source link Read more »
“It’s like Trump is deliberately praising every brutal dictator except me.” Source link Read more »
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“What’s your most normal human food? Am I nailing this interaction?” Source link Read more »