“You know the rules—whoever hauls in the most cash gets to be the leader of the free world.” Source link Read more »
“On behalf of the alumni association, congratulations on graduating! Would you like to make a donation to your alma mater today?” Source link Read more »
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“Well, can we at least pass a short-term, stopgap bill to fund the universe?” Source link Read more »