“This book is banned, but the internet is fair game.” Source link Read more »
“I don’t really mind the government’s new death ray, because it hasn’t hit me yet.” Source link Read more »
The other guys’ dreams go up in smoke. Source link Read more »
“Good conclave, good conclave, good conclave. . . .” Source link Read more »
“Actually, place the spoils at the feet of my adult children. I’m trying to look less corrupt.” Source link Read more »
“Quick! Somebody get Chuck Schumer to write a strongly worded letter!” Source link Read more »
“For too long, we’ve all suffered the bizarre and oppressive policies that I installed last week.” Source link Read more »