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“Elon Musk says I have to justify my job, then forward his e-mail to ten federal employees, or I’ll have bad luck.” Source link Read more »
“I have terrible news: the world is about to collapse and Instagram is no longer square.” Source link Read more »
“It’s nice not to think about politics for a minute.” Source link Read more »
“You guys—I think we have the song of the summer!” Source link Read more »
“Objection, Your Honor! The witness is using a Trump Bible!” Source link Read more »
“You’re a stainless-steel-water-bottle kind of person, and I’m a Stanley-cup kind of person—I’m sorry, but it would never work.” Source link Read more »