“I mean, it’s not really new anymore and it sure as hell isn’t happy, but you too, I guess.” Source link Read more »
“I feel better since I stopped watching the news.” Source link Read more »
“Heads global conflict, tails climate disaster—best three out of five wins.” Source link Read more »
“You’ll be muted when he isn’t speaking, so you can use that time to scream silently.” Source link Read more »
“Son, we won’t see this many eclipse glasses returned to Amazon for another twenty years.” Source link Read more »
“He’s channelling a season of letdowns into one big night of disappointment.” Source link Read more »
“Does it ever worry you that Barbie’s building her dream bunker?” Source link Read more »