“You do realize that just because you stopped watching the news doesn’t mean it stopped happening.” Source link Read more »
“It’s not the pollen—it’s the political climate.” Source link Read more »
“I have nothing positive to cheers to, so I don’t think I should cheers at all.” Source link Read more »
“It’s not a popularity contest—that’s what the Oscars are for.” Source link Read more »
“Great Scott! The past is no longer distinguishable from the future.” Source link Read more »
“It was at this point, gentlemen, that the President decided it was his plan all along to reverse course.” Source link Read more »
“Sure, the superintelligence has its flaws. But think about how much the technology will improve even just a year from now.” Source link Read more »
“No need to worry about our retirement funds—have you seen what these Trader Joe’s tote bags are reselling for?” Source link Read more »