“He’s channelling a season of letdowns into one big night of disappointment.” Source link Read more »
“And the Academy Award for Best Oscar Campaign goes to . . .” Source link Read more »
“You’re not just playing a game. You’re opening for prestige television’s most celebrated time slot.” Source link Read more »
“I want you to set up a super PAC for whoever this ‘None of These Candidates’ is. They just might be the future of the Party.” Source link Read more »
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“I worry that democracy’s only hope is Taylor Swift.” Source link Read more »
“I’d like to thank the four hundred people who somehow managed to secretly turn this conspiracy into a championship.” Source link Read more »
“Looks like another six centuries of winter.” Source link Read more »