“Hold on. I’m searching through all the junk mail Biden sends me to see if he’s forgiven my loans.” Source link Read more »
“You better open another bottle of wine—I’m about to start deducting household expenses.” Source link Read more »
“You wished for mattresses to be on sale again, didn’t you?” Source link Read more »
“They’re on top of my head again, aren’t they?” Source link Read more »
