“We have no concrete idea what we did, what comes next, or what it means for the globe, but other than that it was a spectacular military success!” Source link Read more »
“Don’t worry, there’s been no extensive testing done on this crap.” Source link Read more »
“The protesters seem to be doing some sort of joyful synchronized dance. Is it time to call in the Marines?” Source link Read more »
“I’m ready for the exciting last thirty seconds of the basketball game which stretch into twenty-five minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.” Source link Read more »
“Hopefully we can have a productive dialogue, now that the Americans are sitting at the kids’ negotiating table.” Source link Read more »
“We’re seeing a lot of patients with these symptoms. Have you been normalizing copious amounts of insanity?” Source link Read more »
“Does attending a Bruce Springsteen concert count as political activism now?” Source link Read more »
“Whaddya call a hundred lawyers suing the government? A good start.” Source link Read more »
“Aren’t you excited that it’s finally summer?” Source link Read more »