“And while all the grownups are busy freaking out about the erosion of norms and the rank partisanship that has crippled our democracy, we’ll steal all the candy!” Source link Read more »
“None of them thought to thank me when they won during the regular season, so this is as far as they go in the playoffs.” Source link Read more »
“Sure, baseball is boring, but if you learn how to keep score it’s also math.” Source link Read more »
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“Every time I start to think about the water, Trump comes up with another stupid distraction.” Source link Read more »
“That new Knicks player looks eerily like Ben Stiller, Timothée Chalamet, and Spike Lee in a trenchcoat.” Source link Read more »
“We’re sorry, but the goodbye-party budget was gutted by DOGE.” Source link Read more »
“I’ve been giving this standing ovation since last year’s Cannes Film Festival.” Source link Read more »