“You’re a stainless-steel-water-bottle kind of person, and I’m a Stanley-cup kind of person—I’m sorry, but it would never work.” Source link Read more »
“If he’s so tough, why won’t he publicly criticize Trump?” Source link Read more »
“I’d like to thank for his endorsement, Ron De . . . Superfantastic.” Source link Read more »
“Everyone on this stage is committed to a future of net-zero income-tax payments.” Source link Read more »
“Don’t worry—this stretch of extreme cold means there’s an unseasonably warm day ahead.” Source link Read more »
“Well, this is a remake that nobody asked for.” Source link Read more »
“Unbelievable—another year without a message of peace and good will from planet Earth.” Source link Read more »
The Presidential hopeful bows out, backlit by sunset. Source link Read more »
“Eventually, there will come a time when you will be constantly complaining about the heat.“ Source link Read more »