“There I go again—it’s 2024 and I’m still writing checks.” Source link Read more »
“On the plus side, you probably won’t need an umbrella today.” Source link Read more »
“Does it ever worry you that Barbie’s building her dream bunker?” Source link Read more »
“When I was your age, we had to walk ten miles inside our apartments because we were quarantined.” Source link Read more »
“I wish it didn’t feel like all of my hopes and dreams were dependent on a bunch of twenty-year-olds winning one football game.” Source link Read more »
“And, if you think for one second that I don’t deserve an acting award, just watch as I pretend to be humble.” Source link Read more »
“I live for the one week of the year when it smells like fresh promises and renewed enthusiasm.” Source link Read more »