“I don’t mind them making effigies of us in chocolate, but biting off the ears is too much.” Source link Read more »
“Et tu, Brute? Et tu, Sam? Et tu, Zink of the Zinky-Dink Clan? Et tu, Nip-Nip and Nip-Nun? Et tu, et tu, everyone!” Source link Read more »
“You wouldn’t know it, but I’m manifesting spring with a seasonal pedicure.” Source link Read more »
“They’re on top of my head again, aren’t they?” Source link Read more »
“He’s channelling a season of letdowns into one big night of disappointment.” Source link Read more »
Scanning the screen for a familiar face. Source link Read more »
“Everyone on this stage is committed to a future of net-zero income-tax payments.” Source link Read more »
“How much longer until Dry January ends?” Source link Read more »