For those less well-versed than me in the world of high 1980s Hollywood and its various satellites â or do I mean parasites? â it may be useful if I begin this... Read more »
“For Father’s Day, Daddy would like you to make that lasagna you cooked for us on Mother’s Day.” Source link Read more »
“Bear mace, check. Breaking-news mace, check.” Source link Read more »
“I’d invite you back, but my planet’s a mess.” Source link Read more »
“I’d like you to imagine my client as a family man and not a radioactive, city-stomping, enormous, mutated lizard.” Source link Read more »
“We’re not giving him a free pass to do whatever he wants—we’re buying him time so he can get elected and then do whatever he wants.” Source link Read more »
“In light of national and world events, we’ve repealed our no-crying-at-your-desk policy.” Source link Read more »