“Honest! It’s not a time machine so I can find out if you meant it when you said you didn’t want anything for Valentine’s Day.” Source link Read more »
“I worry that democracy’s only hope is Taylor Swift.” Source link Read more »
“I’d like to thank for his endorsement, Ron De . . . Superfantastic.” Source link Read more »
“Eventually, there will come a time when you will be constantly complaining about the heat.“ Source link Read more »
“There I go again—it’s 2024 and I’m still writing checks.” Source link Read more »
“I wish it didn’t feel like all of my hopes and dreams were dependent on a bunch of twenty-year-olds winning one football game.” Source link Read more »
“Young lady, as long as you live under my roof you’ll wear the matching sweater.” Source link Read more »