“Don’t stare directly into it, but, right behind me, is that . . . ?” Source link Read more »
“I’m so happy to have something new to point out on our walks.” Source link Read more »
“You wished for mattresses to be on sale again, didn’t you?” Source link Read more »
“Honest! It’s not a time machine so I can find out if you meant it when you said you didn’t want anything for Valentine’s Day.” Source link Read more »
“I worry that democracy’s only hope is Taylor Swift.” Source link Read more »
“I’d like to thank for his endorsement, Ron De . . . Superfantastic.” Source link Read more »
“Eventually, there will come a time when you will be constantly complaining about the heat.“ Source link Read more »
“There I go again—it’s 2024 and I’m still writing checks.” Source link Read more »