“We have no concrete idea what we did, what comes next, or what it means for the globe, but other than that it was a spectacular military success!” Source link Read more »
“Don’t worry, there’s been no extensive testing done on this crap.” Source link Read more »
“I’m ready for the exciting last thirty seconds of the basketball game which stretch into twenty-five minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.” Source link Read more »
“None of them thought to thank me when they won during the regular season, so this is as far as they go in the playoffs.” Source link Read more »
“I understand it just as much as any other European election.” Source link Read more »
“Actually, place the spoils at the feet of my adult children. I’m trying to look less corrupt.” Source link Read more »
“Quick! Somebody get Chuck Schumer to write a strongly worded letter!” Source link Read more »
“Great Scott! The past is no longer distinguishable from the future.” Source link Read more »